I'm just waiting for a Sperm Whale to come hump this car


WOW!! A Civic with 3 assholes!


Can you say, wannabe viper? good! i knew you could


Honestly, i have no idea what happened here, i'm guessing he was dropped repeated times while a child.


AHHHHHHH!!! THE BROWN ACID IS BAD!!!!


Aint nuphin but a 'g' thang!


I have a very strong feeling that the owner of this car speaks spanish, just a hunch


Better call MAACO again!!!




Isnt this the poster car for the typical NAMBLA member?


OMG!! The Fast and the Furious INCARNATE!!


This person should be taken off the road by any means necessary, and I mean ANY MEANS!




Needless to say, the owner of this car is a man, and yes he's limp wristed


yes, he has convinced us all that he has disc brakes on the front and "fresh" rims to match
... oh wait... those dont match *smacks forehead*


I never understood why things that are designed to make you more aerodynamic, are built like a brick shit house




Ok this car isnt really considered "rice" but, i mean... WHAT THE FUCK kind of paint job is THAT?!?!


I saw one of these in a nightmare i had once


Lemme guess, its the Gary Coleman Edition


AAWWWW... poor ricer.. when will you ever learn?




MMM...MMM.. GOOD! its powder-blue-licious!


What do you think his mechanic thinks when he sees him coming...
i have a feeling he's sees him often


Nothing like a hideous body kit on a V6 slow box...


CAUTION, hardcore racer!! all that yellow and empty insides makes for SPEED!!




I just love how rust and Chrome compliment eachother


I guess this is a case of mistaken identity
in that he mistook his car for something that could stop faster!!!


OOPS!!!!!! Musta popped that tire from all that hardcore drag racing.


BLAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA


wow, that paint job must really get the girls panties wet...*Note sarcasm*


Lemme guess, those are speed holes, right?


Will the body kit horror ever end?!?




tell me again, what that giant WING is for?!
oh right! to let everyone know you are retarded


well i guess the mentallity here is, "if it isnt fast, make it look stupid!"


I'm too lazy to make fun of these next two freaks, make up your own joke.




MUST.... NOT... let... everyone... forget... its.... slow....uunnnn....


Found this pic on EBAY a little while ago... notice anything weird about the intake?


BAARRRFFFFF