Jee, I wish I this cool *Note sarcasm*


DEEEEEEAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM!!! People in Florida really know how to have fun!!


JEEZ!! I know it's a Ford, but god how bad could the original paint be?


Here's a Before and after of a guys "fresh" ride, now you see it... Now it's smashed! SMASHY SMASHY!




Must be buying rims on an installment plan

When in doubt, BONDO it!


And all this time i thought Neons were slow, oh wait... they still are.

The red shown here, gives better air flow throughout the cab, no performance benefit, just pure gheyness.


Misc. wings on Mustangs.




ZOINKS!?! maybe i was wrong about this one, that hood scoop shows he's serious about performance!!

Nothing like a nice set of exhaust pipes to show the world how retarded you are when you only have a 4 banger

Fog Lights = cool Right? but what happens when you are too stupid to put them on right?

AHHHH YES! Duct tape, the great equalizer between accidents and a new quater panel.


Just follow the arrows to see the paint over spray on the muffler, the fake
lowering job, the obligatory performance sticker, the tite clear signals,
and the horrible paint flaking off and the lovely red cellophane covering the broken tail light.
about the rest of the car... make up your own joke




what? no fart cannon? if you are gonna go rice, go ALL THE WAY!!!

Can anyone explain to me why this is suppose to be cool? it screams GHEYNESS!!

SAY IT AIN'T SO JEBUS!!!

Jebus, where do i begin?

As you can see the helmet is for when he races all the way to 45mph, then slaps on his safety glasses to make sure his eyes are protected
from the shards of paint flaking off his car.

Apparently there's a new "orange bandana" gang in town, beware all for your FRUIT ARE BELONG TO US!!

You'll never guess where i found this worthless specimen... that's right WAL-MART!!!

How about we leave the hard work like applying stickers to the professional, OK buddy?




Here's an idea, save your money from that worthless pipe and use it to FIX THE RUST MORON!!


BLING BLING BABY!!


ICK IS RIGHT!!!!!!!!



The owner of this bull-dyke cavalier thinks his ride is "tyte" and can get all the chicks, all he can get is a bad case of VD.
I'd post his website, but I'm afraid you'd be scarred for life, you'll thank me later.