| Q: What is 'rice'? |
| Rice is a completely subjective term, so for one to totally emcompass a true definition of
the word would be masturbation. However, if you want my definition I'll do my best to explain fully. My personal definition of 'rice' would be anything, that makes a vehicle (car, plane, truck, SUV, bicycle, go-cart, motorcycle... etc...) look completely and utterly stupid. That includes, things that make it have the appearance of speediness, yet lack the ability to be fast. This is NOT limited to imports, any brand of car can be rice, even exotics like Ferrari's. |
| Q: Do you hate all imports? |
| Not at all. I've owned several, and many of them I've loved to drive. |
| Q: Where can I find some ricers? |
| This is an easy one, since ricers tend to be the cheapest of the bastards around you can easily find them
at: -McDonalds -Wal-Mart -Tire Stores -Pepboys or Checker -The Casino (because many of them claim to be hardcore gangsta's and think they have mad gambling abilities) |
| Q: Can I submit a pic? |
| Sure can, you can email pictures to me Here |
| Q: Why do you consider some American made cars Rice? |
| Because, you are assuming that only imports can be rice, which is falsetude (Yes, I just made that up) |
| Q: Your comments aren't funny |
| While this isn't a question, I'll do my best to answer it. First, I agree my comments are lame and stupid, thats the whole point, I want the focus of the site to be on the cars, not my commentary. Unlike some rice sites, I dont make long spiels about how much I hate the car. I merely try to post as many of the little boogers as I can. Secondly, do you realize how boring it is to see the exact same crap on every car, and make different comments on over 400 pictures and make them all funny to everyone under the sun? It's damn near impossible! Yet, I digress. Do I care if my humor is derogatory, inflammatory and tasteless? No. |
| Q: Oh yeah, smartass? What do YOU drive? |
| Ahhhh, an easy one! Currently, I drive a 1968 Camaro SS and a GSXR 600. Although, I have owned a Acura Integra (all stock), Honda Civic (also stock) and an Audi A6 (one of my favorites). |
| Q: Why you be hatin'? |
| Only haters say hater. |
| YOU FUKIN RACIST! YOU ARE GAY! CUT YOUR MULLET!!! |
| Ok, also not a question. But here goes, No, no, and although I do not have a mullet, I would not be inclined to cut it per your request if I had one. |